The real Swaipa Points


This is my Rotflmao moment of the day. The following is an excerpt from a Kenyan diaspora blogger and its content may be unsuitable for persons under the age of 8 (thats the new eighteen nowadays) or like minded adults (a.k.a virgin brains)

‘There is a job hundreds if not thousands of Kenyans fall into when they come to the States. It is a job that you will rarely find Americans themselves doing. It is physical, tedious, back-breaking, and has long hours. And thats just for starters. Its called home health aide or CNA. Basically it consists of taking care of the elderly, sick, or mentally challenged. You feed them, make their beds, take them shopping, and even clean them up. For this reason some call it International Swiping. The ‘International’ comes from the fact that only foreigners do it and the ‘Swiping’ comes from the act of cleaning their rear ends; it is similar to the motion made when swiping a credit card.”

Interestingly enough I happen to have a sister who used to do this kind of work in the States. Still funny! lol!


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